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Midland VE Team

Testing is conducted at the Red Cross Building on Elizabeth Street at 8:30 A.M. on the second Saturday of every month. (Other times may be arranged.) No charge for Novice testing. A total charge of $6.65 for elements above Novice, regardless of the number taken. Both elements and code use the multiple choice format. Individual ear phones are used for code testing. Testing is always sponsored by the ARRL-VEC. For more information call KD5C @ 520-5955, WB5G @ 684-6994, WA5ZAP @ 561-9397, or E-mail: tvjunkie@apex2000.net.


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The Senility Prayer

--Submitted by KD7FKT

God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway. The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that I's older,here's what I've discovered:

I started out with nothing, and I

still have most of it.

My wild oats have turned to

prunes and All Bran.

I finally got my head together,

now my body is falling apart.

Funny, I don't rember being

absent minded.

All reports are in; life is now

officially unfair.

If all is not lost, where is it?
It is easier to get older than it is

to get wiser.

See senility, page 5


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